Said in a sarcastic manner then laughs and rolls the eyes. Thanks I'll sleep better tonight.
Right so you can bank your sleep and use it later yes? Thanks, real helpful.
Oh shuddap. We're healthy, the baby is growing great and is perfectly fine. Oh did you notice that I'm 5'0' and my husband is 5'8'. What do you expect me to produce? An NBA player?!
That's my personal fave, I was eight months pregnant at the time and the woman was drunk. I cried all the way home.
Would you prefer I starved him? Actually he is average weight, not an ounce above or below. Wish I could say the same about you, love.
No he rolls and rolls and rolls. He'll get there and I'm not worried. Are you?
Oh, and if you unexpectedly let off a bottom burp, I will happily join you in blaming the dog.